resume

every time…

i start updating my resume, i forget why i used latex the first time around. about 10 minutes in second_guesserd gets his turn on the cpu and starts getting reniced a little lower than before.

this time, in particular.

this time, i have a new computer and only sketchy old external drives remain from my last laptop relic. spelunking through those drives, i only found my old .tex. i lost my old .cls and had to track it down.

which was lucky, actually. lucky because i gave up and just adapted to a new one. — the new is much better than the old.

but i get it all polished up and, BAM!, i can practically feel my unix beard growing in. like the knuth himself is standing behind me waiting for the worlds biggest high-five into hug of old-school radical accomplishment with double back-clap.

what?